Not green, but sort of feels green

  • Kecessa@sh.itjust.works
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    3 days ago

    You’re talking about the number of people who have a gun, but not talking about the number of guns that they have!

    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2 days ago

      Well I do keep 6 under my pillow, 1 felt lumpy so I just flip them around trigger to trigger and it makes your pillow feel level.

      Edit to put /s

      • MrShankles@reddthat.com
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        2 days ago

        American here

        No /s needed. It’s definitely more comfortable that way, as well as more efficient for going from zero to guns akimbo before your blurry-sleepy eyes can even clear up. And by the time you mag dump two of them and can now see cleary… you don’t even have to reload! Just grab the next pair and unload.

        6 is bare minimum, in my opinion. Gotta have at least 8 under an overstuffed pillow, so that you’ll have plenty of cover fire while you go for the armory that’s built into the boxspring

        Do you have a spouse? Cause now you’re rocking 4 at a time, with 12 more at ready… that’s before you even have to make a move for the heavier firepower

        Good luck walking into my house, cause I’ll be damned if the kids ain’t just as prepared… we make sure to teach 'em right and teach 'em young!