Three moles were digging a tunnel. One of the moles farts. The next mole says, “smells like rutabagas”. The next mole says, “smells like carrots”.
After a long pause, the first mole turns to the last mole that has not spoken yet and asks what they smell.
The last mole says “molasses” and gets back to digging.
I read this joke when I was maybe 13 and I never understood it. More than a decade later I was randomly driving around and I remembered this joke and got it.
All of those trite reddit-tier quips that people repeat like they’re filling out a template. Like
Person 1: such and such thing is shit
Person 2: that’s an insult to shit!
I gotta figure they don’t even find it funny themselves but just do it out of obligation. Hopefully now that AI is replacing all the commenters the conversation will become less robotic.
Some chowder head in the 80s said “you’ve never seen me and batman in the same room at the same time” and now we’re all paying for it. “I’d call them a removed but at least those have warmth and depth”
I also choose this guy’s overused jokes.
Talking about any ear or hearing trouble and someone replies “pardon?”
🤦🤬
As someone who’s been hearing impaired my whole life, yes. The urge to punch the person in the face right at that moment sometimes seems irresistible.
I’d like to believe I’d still have that reaction to this “joke” even if my hearing was fine, still I do agree with you that it’s really extra infuriating when explaining a genuine hearing issue
