POTOOOOOOOO@reddthat.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 17 hours agoWhat's something unique that you carry on you every day?message-squaremessage-square54fedilinkarrow-up146arrow-down13
arrow-up143arrow-down1message-squareWhat's something unique that you carry on you every day?POTOOOOOOOO@reddthat.com to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 17 hours agomessage-square54fedilink
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up6·15 hours agoPresumably the peanuts to lure squirrels, and the whistle to sic your black-feathered demon army on them, you sicko
minus-squareAbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·15 hours agoI’m indifferent to squirrels… but my city has hired a falconer to scare the crows away with hawks, so now the crows symbolize the oppressed masses being persecuted by the state.
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-214 hours agoOut there is someone with a hawk-whistle and a jar of raisins. I pray that you too shall never meet.
minus-squareAbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-212 hours agoI doubt the falconer would have any issue with me—I’m helping to keep them employed.
minus-squaretetris11@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·12 hours agoLook, would you stop being reasonable for a second and just fight already?
minus-squareAbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·12 hours agoThat’s what I’m secretly training the crows for.
Presumably the peanuts to lure squirrels, and the whistle to sic your black-feathered demon army on them, you sicko
I’m indifferent to squirrels… but my city has hired a falconer to scare the crows away with hawks, so now the crows symbolize the oppressed masses being persecuted by the state.
What!? Why scare the crows away?
Out there is someone with a hawk-whistle and a jar of raisins. I pray that you too shall never meet.
I doubt the falconer would have any issue with me—I’m helping to keep them employed.
Look, would you stop being reasonable for a second and just fight already?
That’s what I’m secretly training the crows for.