I’ll start off with one, Being upset about a breakup that happened hundreds of years ago.
Edit 1:
- Heath death of the universe, Death of the sun, etc, does not count. I feel like focusing on this is an overused point.
Edit 2:
- Loneliness does not count. I feel like we all know immortality means you’ll miss people and lose them.
If other people are also immortal, the awkwardness of all of them eventually becoming your exes
“Hey, we talked about this. You stick with the 52 states while I herd my broken heart down south”