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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago

Anon has a back injury

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Anon has a back injury

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago
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  • nieceandtows@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Anon messed up not removing a couple of ribs beforehand

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      While being a fat fuck.

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        9 months ago

        He removed the ribs so he could eat them.

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      9 months ago

      I mean, it’s all relative to the size of your steeple

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        9 months ago

        So you’re saying I’d need to remove 4-5 ribs?

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          9 months ago

          You sound like you can’t smell your own shit on your knees

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      9 months ago

      I can’t believe this old hoax is still being circulated. This goes back pre-internet as one of the first viral memes.

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        9 months ago

        Shhh. It reveals our age.

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        9 months ago

        Press (X) to doubt.

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          I’m in my mid 30s and heard this rumor in middle school, it’s definitely old. At the time it was supposedly Marilyn Manson who did it.

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            I was drawing the S before that. Elf on a shelf was before that.

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              9 months ago

              Ok…?

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                9 months ago

                Marilyn Manson removing ribs to suck his own dick isn’t even close to the first viral meme. That little guy I posted up there was a viral meme from WWII.

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                  They didn’t say it was “the first.”

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                    They said “one of the first”, which is also not even close to true.

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            Same and I didn’t even know who that was. But I was impressed lol

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      9 months ago

      Adam Anon

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