Damn, we’ll see if this new edging strategy works out for them. I bet they’re gonna be real hard when Iran is stuffing them full of their ballistic missiles. Gonna be pretty difficult to keep edging then. They’ll need all the luck they can get.

I feel like there’s room for a sort of giant montage here. Images like “German general discussing Kursk offensive”, “Wagner forces pushing towards Moscow”, “North Korea to Arm Russia”, Ukrainian forces rolling past some of those “Russia is here forever” billboards", etc.

I think we should bomb Iran.