Fake: Mustache
Gay: not his “type”I’m onto you anon.
Anon didn’t get laid.
Story is probably true.
9.5/10
Not really my typeAnon is into 10/10 men.
Didn’t get it
I think the joke is just that this is psychopath behaviour
moral of the story: dude’s dumb
The real psychopathic behavior is drinking warm nesquick that had been sitting in his car for hours.
If she grabbed that thing out of the air and smashed it anon couldn’t really call the cops on her for it
a 10/10 would’ve jumpkicked it out of the sky
Courtship rituals
Legend.
I liked the small window where short shorts made a come back. Got to show up that bump on your quads near your knee.
That was cool. Didn’t quite get as many girls as I hoped. But still it was a nice window. Probably should have grown the moustache for extra benefit.
