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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon has a dream

sh.itjust.works

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Anon has a dream

sh.itjust.works

🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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    Cuddling my wife in our bed.
    She wants me to rub her back. Rolls onto her side.
    Pull at the bottom of her oversized sleep shirt for better access.
    It’s stuck underneath her.
    Tug again, this time more firmly. Stuck.
    “Hey, what’s the hold up?”
    Think of cartoon tablecloth gag.
    Firmly grasp it dot jpeg. A gentlemen does not disappoint.
    Yank with the force of a thousand suns.
    Cloth ripping.
    Wife screaming.
    My asshole! MY ASSHOLE!
    She teleports out of bed and runs down the hall bowl legged, screaming.
    That wasn’t shirt. It was panties.

    Bless her heart she wasn’t walking right for a week. I felt so tremendously guilty for inflicting her with an accidental atomic wedgie the likes of which any civilized society would consider a war crime.

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        cowabunghole

        • 𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔@lemmy.world
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          CowaTP for my cowabunghole

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      Fake: has a wife

      Gay: injured asshole

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      deleted by creator

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      Why would you be pulling a shirt down? Aren’t you trying to take it off?

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        It was not being pulled down but up towards me to expose her lower back.

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          Oh

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