Bernie Sanders.
“I was elected to lead, not to read.”
President Lisa Simpson
Leslie Nielsen would be perfect.
WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT.
WERE GONNA LIVE ON, WERE GONNA SURVIVE.
TODAY WE CELEBRATE OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY
o7
I still get the “fuck yeah” every time I hear that speech.
The president/protagonist of Saints Row IV
AOC
Donald Trump. I can’t believe there are people who think he could actually get elected. The American people aren’t that stupid.
Donald Trump
Oh, wait. He wasn’t fictional…
The Boss from Saints Row IV. Intro was stupid fun, rest of the game was…ehhh
abe lincoln vampire hunter
Biden
Dude hasn’t been sentient since like 2020.
He makes Reagan look downright lucid.
The insidious cadre of fucks operating the Biden bot are getting winded. Time for Kamala the Cop to step in and make America her Cop City.
Reread the title
Roland Crane from Ni no Kuni 2. I didn’t played much, but right at the start he got offed by missile and that’s the best thing US president ever did.
There’s also Cthulhu, though afaik he never gets elected because his slogan “vote for the greater evil” means his followers always vote for republican or democrat instead.
Keemstar
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