- “I was elected to lead, not to read.”  
- President Lisa Simpson 
- Bernie Sanders. 
- Bartlett for America! `24 
- WE WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT. - WERE GONNA LIVE ON, WERE GONNA SURVIVE. - TODAY WE CELEBRATE OUR INDEPENDENCE DAY - o7 - I still get the “fuck yeah” every time I hear that speech. 
 
- Leslie Nielsen would be perfect. 
- The president/protagonist of Saints Row IV 
- Donald Trump - Oh, wait. He wasn’t fictional… 
- Donald Trump. I can’t believe there are people who think he could actually get elected. The American people aren’t that stupid. 
- The Boss from Saints Row IV. Intro was stupid fun, rest of the game was…ehhh 
- AOC 
- abe lincoln vampire hunter 
- Biden- Dude hasn’t been sentient since like 2020. - He makes Reagan look downright lucid. - The insidious cadre of fucks operating the Biden bot are getting winded. Time for Kamala the Cop to step in and make America her Cop City. - Reread the title 
 
- Roland Crane from Ni no Kuni 2. I didn’t played much, but right at the start he got offed by missile and that’s the best thing US president ever did. - There’s also Cthulhu, though afaik he never gets elected because his slogan “vote for the greater evil” means his followers always vote for republican or democrat instead. 
- Keemstar 










