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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • Fat Tony@lemmy.world
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    Except the mathematical variable name for radius is r. Also for a cylinder you use the term height, not thickness. Which is called h in math. So by all accounts it should be called Pirrh.

    Edit: Also also, with this logic you could’ve just called a pizza “Volume”. Would’ve saved you a lot of time :/

    • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOP
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      https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/shitpost

      • Fat Tony@lemmy.world
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        No no, I have heard better excuses than that. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna have a slice of Volume now thank you very much.

    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
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      1 year ago

      I prefer Taurh

  • Barthosw@lemmy.world
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    Pizza gets better as “a” approaches zero.

    • wiikifox@pawb.social
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      But if a = 0 then PiZZa = PiZZ * 0 = 0

      • Victor@lemmy.world
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        But it’s approaching zero. It never becomes zero. 😙👌

        • piecat@lemmy.world
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          When is the pizza ready? When has it approached zero?!

          We gotta get these pies moving cousin. 10 minutes or less or it’s free, that’s what big Tony says. We never should have let you take over operations, cousin, not with your fancy math degree. I felt bad because you couldn’t find job anywhere else. But what gabagool. What will mother say? You’re going to make her cry.

          • Victor@lemmy.world
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            1 year ago

            [OPPENHEIMER THEME]

    • Fridgeratr@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      One molecule-thin crust pizza coming up!

      • nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca
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        One molecule is thick af, with no extra Cs. Sexy Limits don’t stop just because our feeble reality has size limits.

        • piecat@lemmy.world
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          Sir this is a pizza hut

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      Thin crust + thin toppings.

    • Liz@midwest.social
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      Extremely wrong. The ideal A:Z ratio is more like 1:4.

      • bitwaba@lemmy.world
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        That’s just a bread loaf with cheese on top

        • Liz@midwest.social
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          Remember that Z is the radius. It’s flatter than you think. I made sure to reference an actual rectangle before making that statement.

          • bitwaba@lemmy.world
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            That’s a half a loaf of bread with cheese on top

  • ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works
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    The a is for altura, which is height in Spanish and therefore probably also in Italian

    • Cake@lemmy.gockandgum.party
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      In Italian it’s “altezza” but in this case the better word is “spessore” which means thickness

      • Victor@lemmy.world
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        Pizza’s thicc

  • not the chosen one@lemmy.world
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    that’s cool, but did you know that you can get more pizza if you order two mediums instead of a single large?

    • lemon_nade@sh.itjust.works
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      that’s insane 😮 did you know that you can get more pizza if you order 2 large pizzas instead of 2 mediums?

      • soggy_kitty@sopuli.xyz
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        woaaah you’ve just changed my life. does the same go for small > medium? I wonder if two smalls are also bigger than two larges

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      Did you know two mediums cost more than a single large?

    • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOP
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      I’d say that depends entirely on whether their diameter is larger than half of that of the large pizza.

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        Whoa whoa whoa tho… Did you know that if you got three large pizzas it’s more than 4 mediums?

        • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOP
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          Again, I’d say that depends entirely on their respective diameter.

  • selokichtli@lemmy.ml
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    (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

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      🍕←(⁠ ̄⁠︶⁠ ̄⁠)>

  • jaschen@lemmynsfw.com
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    Isn’t the Z axis vertical?

    • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOP
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      Not in bistromath.

      • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works
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        Indeed, a common mistake for newcomers to the field.

    • PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S [he/him]@lemmy.sdf.org
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      It’s typically vertical, but you can name your variables however you want.

    • jcg@halubilo.social
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      I’ve definitely seen Z as the forward/backward axis before

    • Victor@lemmy.world
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      No? That would be the y axis.

  • VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf
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    This is the absolute ONLY case where it’s acceptable to call a pizza a pie. That being said, well done to the memesmith 😀

    • Victor@lemmy.world
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      A deep dish pizza and a calzone are both technically pies as far as I can tell. They have a surrounding casing of crust. A flat pizza would not be a pie.

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        A deep dish pizza and a calzone are both technically pies as far as I can tell. They have a surrounding casing of crust. A flat pizza would not be a pie.

        Agreed. This guy pies.

        • Victor@lemmy.world
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          I’m pieing all over you mfs. 😎🍕

          • VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf
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            Reminds me of this Melissa Cherry classic from The Onion Movie 😂

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