The sixth, here-unnamed candle is “Sesame Seed Bun” for anyone else who can count and was wondering.
This wasn’t just a meme? These candles are real???
After Jones Soda did the six-pack of Thanksgiving dinner themed sodas (including Turkey & Gravy), this kind of thing just doesn’t surprise me any more. I guess it’s meant as more of a novelty thing than something people would actually use in seriousness.
Didn’t they also do a cranberry sauce flavored soda in that pack? I bet a cranberry soda would be pretty good.
I came to the comments just for this, thank you.
Who the fuck wants a burger candle lmao?
Nobody, that’s why they did individual ingredients candles.
I know but who wants that either
No one, they just want you thinking about it and interacting with the idea, which you are doing.
Whyyyy
I’ve got a KFC fire log.
What’s that ? I know they kade a gaming pc that can warm your chicken
It’s like a fire starter log, only it’s made to smell like KFC. It’s kind of amusing.
The proper McDonald’s candle smell would be the salty hot grease as that’s how every single location smells.
“Babe wake up, new aggro strat just dropped”
It’s not authentic without a “grease that is just a tad too old” component though
Soured tallow candle when
Try expired crisco, that shit stinky
If the room smells like pickles, but doesn’t actually contain any delicious pickles for me to eat, I will get very upset, too.
He must have had the wrong kind of pickles before…
Why? Pickles smell good.
Y’all haven’t lived until you’ve had “The smell from when you’re standing in line for E.T. the ride” scented candle.
https://www.thegreenhead.com/2020/06/et-adventure-ride-scented-candle.php
smelling like food all the time was one of my major contributing factors to quit my fast food job in high school
I ran a barbeque grill for one day for a fundraiser in high school. That was enough for me to know I didn’t ever want to work in a restaurant.
Lights pickles candle, then putting on brass knuckles and a mouth guard. Let’s fucking goooo!