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MHanak@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1年前

You got the cheese, the ham, the... wait

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MHanak@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1年前
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  • Gakomi@lemmy.world
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    Frist of all, why are there condoms in the food second why are there 3 of them?

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      One for the shaft and one for each testicle

      • wreel@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Duh … we all learned this in sex ed

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        Exactly. My balls secrete sperm like a maple tree. Don’t yours?

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          Do you regularly cut your balls then?

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            When they’re in season

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        Right after saying “I can do the sex good!”

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      The only question is, one at a time, or all at once?

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      That depends.

      39 and under crowd - “Wanna go again?”

      40 and over crowd - “I’m going to need at least that many breaks.”

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