Next up: AI controlled exoskeletons so you can still work when you’re dead.
I know this is a joke, but that’s just robots with a flesh body inside for no reason
But you can claim tax breaks for them if you pretend they’re people.
A fight-or-flight triggering high-pitched noise plays every night starting at 21:00
The only way to make it imperceptible to you is to plug yourself into the work server
I hate this.
And if you sleep quiet quit, you’ll be banned from the server for day.
And if you point out that it’s a bit fucked, many of your neighbors will tell you that your employer is actually doing a good thing because they make the noise stop, so stop complaining
This is literally the plot of hypnospace outlaw lmao
Working in your sleep sounds like a good way to think you’ve finished your work when in reality you’ve just written some random shit into documents.
My boss makes a dollar and I just a dime, that’s why I sleep on company t… wait…
Working Class: “We want wfh! No more offices!”
Corporate psychos:“Hmmm, we can work with that.”
As long as i would wake up refreshed and dont remember what I worked on fuck yeah i would work in my sleep.
I would sleep-work for 3x12 hours and enjoy the rest of the week.
so if you didn’t know, humans need sleep. and lucid dreams are more being awake than being asleep neurologically speaking.
so this company wants people to basically stay awake 24/7. sure, that’s gonna work out just fine. no problems here.
“lucid dreams are more being awake than being asleep neurologically speaking.”
Could you provide a source for this claim?
The source is called sleep science. You should look into it.
You should look into providing a source instead of vague direction
You want a source for something that’s covered by an entire field of study? Good luck bud
Sounds like you’re just lazy and don’t wanna back up your claim.
My what?
Cool, then It should be easy for you to find a peer reviewed study on the general physiological effects of lucid dreams on the human body, I mean, given that it’s a entire field of study and all…
I’m sorry for your struggle
Also, Google is your friend
