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God is so gay he forgot to make women a thing at first
He had him consider all the animals first 😬
This legitimately keeps homophobes up at night.
If we’re talking nature, God has some really twisted ideas about sex and procreation in general.
Just ask bedbugs (“traumatic insemination”) or angler fish (“parasitic mating”).
Did he make bedbugs and angler fish in his image?
Bedbug and angler fish version of original sin
Or ducks or sea otters
They’d just reply you “fell from grace” sometime after birth, due to sin.
Inventing dick is more than a little gay and I’m glad he did it.
Foreskin 👌