"You can also add about 1/8 cup of non-toxic glue to the sauce to give it more tackiness."

“You can also add about 1/8 cup of non-toxic glue to the sauce to give it more tackiness.”

  • Skull giver@popplesburger.hilciferous.nl
    4·
    6 months ago

    If glue wasn’t naturally part of the sauce, then why would the people advertising the same foods use it to make their commercials? Clearly, cheese is supposed to come with glue inside!

    • jarfil@beehaw.org
      1·
      6 months ago

      Lettuce is also better with some hair spray, tomato benefits from nail polish, and a couple hairpins can hold it all to a burger’s inner cardboard structure…