Yo ho fiddle tee dee,
The streaming life is the life forme
Every month I part with my cash
Just to watch my options turn into trash
Yo ho fiddle tee dee,
I love it so much please increase the fee!
Oh the writers will ruin my favourite show
'cus they thought the source material too slow
Yo ho fiddle tee dee,
Replace my favourites with reality tv!
I don’t have the patience to follow a plot
All I care is the people are hot
Yo ho fiddle tee Dee
The streaming life is the life forme!
I love this show and we all agree
Cancel it quick before season three!
You are a subscriber!
Edit: I have no idea how to format this so it’s not horrible
Netflix will do anything to increase their subscriber count.
Don’t forget to finish that show you like (because we’re cancelling it next month)
Yet the price only goes up, despite the “leaving at the end of the month” list being very very long lately
yar har fiddle tee dee
Yo ho fiddle tee dee, The streaming life is the life for me Every month I part with my cash Just to watch my options turn into trash Yo ho fiddle tee dee, I love it so much please increase the fee! Oh the writers will ruin my favourite show 'cus they thought the source material too slow Yo ho fiddle tee dee, Replace my favourites with reality tv! I don’t have the patience to follow a plot All I care is the people are hot Yo ho fiddle tee Dee The streaming life is the life for me! I love this show and we all agree Cancel it quick before season three! You are a subscriber!Edit: I have no idea how to format this so it’s not horrible