• mysterytoy@lemm.ee
    89·
    1 年前

    “And when you saw two pairs of footprints on the beach, my child… that wasn’t you and me, it was just me. Galloping majestically.”

    • jaybone@lemmy.world
      11·
      1 年前

      Jesus was carrying the dinosaur, which is why you don’t see the dinosaur footprints, because dinosaurs didn’t exist.

      But they only didn’t exist in order to test our faith.

      • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world
        5·
        1 年前

        Jesus spent those misssing years casting bones out of special concrete, sailing around the world, and burying them for future archeologists.