I’d probably squander these questions because if it’s the Christian devil, I’m not sure whether or not to trust him or not.
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What’s my name?
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What’s your name?
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Did you know I’m asking these questions because I don’t know whether or not to believe you?
“Your name is Joshua”
“That’s not my name. My name is Sam!”
“Sam is the name that your parents gave you, but it’s not the name that God gave you”
“…”
“Anyway my real name is Larry”
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TIL Satan is a genie.
Also, in these games, the folks going for “more wishes” are shooting low. The only wish you need, which also defeats the monkey’s paw, is “grant me omnipotence.”
But: this is Satan we’re talking about. The Deciever, The Traitor. Not only is this a monkey-paw situation, but a Christian Satan is going to actively try to decieve you.
I don’t think I’d even trust his answer about whether there’s a cost, so I’d pass on the winning lotto numbers, too.
I’d say, “no thanks” and immediately convert to Catholicism, start going to church, and lead a clean life from here on out. If the orthodox Jews are right, I’m fucked anyway since my mother isn’t a Jew, so Christianity is the best bet.
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Why is your father such a childish fuckwit?
Why does he let you act equally/more powerful?
Can I have an Audi RS6 Avant with unlimited fuel and tyres?
How do I know it’s the devil OP? Couldn’t it be God or some other entity? How would I know?
Just check if he wears Prada!