• JohnnyFlapHoleSeed@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    We should shoot his ass into space in the Apollo 13 capsule with all the manuals, and let him know that he has to safely navigate it around the moon and back to earth by himself, and if he does, we’ll let him live.

    He’ll die within 2 days