Anyone who wouldn’t lick the sweat off their partners face is a coward.
Anyone who wouldn’t lick
the sweat offtheir partnerfaceanywhere is a coward.Who needs blue pills when I have your erotic prose!

I saw them live and Gavin was lip syncing but it only became obvious when he climbed the barrier to run through the crowd during a song.
Really? That’s pretty fucked up!
I heard a live thing they did for SiriusXM a while back, he really doesn’t have the range for the old stuff anymore. I wondered why the band didn’t drop the key, it didn’t sound good at all.
Thats crazy - yea i can totally get the range is different you just have to adjust! I know I’ve heard other lead singers saying they were jealous of the range they used to have when they were younger.
“I don’t like pie.”
“Ok, you don’t deserve any.”
I mean…?? Might as well just say “Fuck you for not liking pie!” Same thing.
you can fuck someone who removes their bush, but that’s a sad arrangement indeed
It’s even sadder to fuck someone with no pie. :(
Yummy. Post-coital pie
What we get and what we deserve are two different things… can you give it to them froso?
I only mind pubic hair when it gets in my mouth.
You don’t enjoy flossing?
I became sexually active in that window where women commonly kept their pubic hair unless they were kinky or specifically into the bare feels¹, and porn was rife with shaved offerings and French-style runways.
¹ Every woman I was around for too long would reveal that yeah, she struggle with the maintenance process, whether in-grown hairs or surprise scratchiness or whatever. Full bush is a lot easier to maintain.
So my brain associated real relationship sex with pubic hair. It was one of those signals that indicated we’re not just honeymooning or doing a one-night stand but trying to do something real.
It wasn’t always true, to my disappointment, but brains work in funny ways.










