• Kyrgizion@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Goddamn nob-gnomes ruining concerts for everyone. I mean Ticketmaster. The penis-gnomes can stay.

    • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca
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      I dunno. I was at an after hours once and it was packed, good vibes, the do was crushing it, and then out of nowhere a swarm of penis gnomes burst in. They must have snatched 200 dicks. I barely got out of there with my dick. So many people weren’t so lucky. Penis gnomes are a menace.