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minus-squarepercent@infosec.publinkfedilinkarrow-up15·21 hours agoMust we connect everything to the cloud?
minus-squareJcbAzPx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 hours agoHow else are they going to charge a monthly fee for it?
minus-squareInaminate_Carbon_Rod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·17 hours agoLook, I’m not proud of this next comment but it jumped into my head after reading yours so I guess we can suffer together. If one’s penis was connected to the cloud, it would give a whole new meaning to the term “cloud seeding”
minus-squareArmchairAce1944@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 hours agoYou win a free internet today!
minus-squarepedz@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up13·19 hours agoOf course. My meat tenderizer connected to the internet has an accelerometer and sensors. For a small monthly subscription fee it tells me how hard I need to beat the meat, and for how long. All powered by AI for my convenience.
Must we connect everything to the cloud?
How else are they going to charge a monthly fee for it?
Look, I’m not proud of this next comment but it jumped into my head after reading yours so I guess we can suffer together.
If one’s penis was connected to the cloud, it would give a whole new meaning to the term “cloud seeding”
You win a free internet today!
Of course. My meat tenderizer connected to the internet has an accelerometer and sensors. For a small monthly subscription fee it tells me how hard I need to beat the meat, and for how long. All powered by AI for my convenience.
No, but techbros must.