• D_C@sh.itjust.works
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    1 天前

    Of course, everyone did it back then…
    Though quite a few got it all wrong and ended up with a form of bootstrap tightly around their neck and hanging from a joist in the garage.
    Or they accidentally fell off high buildings due to pulling their bootstraps up while on a roof.
    Or they accidentally lassoed a bottle of vodka in to their mouths with the bootstraps, drank themselves in to a stupor, and then accidentally went driving and crashed.
    BUT THERE WAS NONE OF THAT THE PSYCHE SHIT. Right, I’m off to do some wholesome beating of my wife and kids.