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minus-squareDominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·2 天前Yup. They have no fear and will fuck you up. Swans too.
minus-squaregnutrino@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25arrow-down1·2 天前They actually generally don’t fuck people up themselves, most goose or swan related injuries are due to people panicking and hurting themselves. At the end of the day, they’re still birds - they have hollow bones and will come out worse from any serious confrontation with an adult human.
minus-squareStinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·2 天前Finally someone with actual first hand goose fighting experience.
minus-squareOmega_Jimes@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 天前Yes, but also its illegal to kill a goose. And I’m pretty sure someone told the geese.
minus-squareInputZero@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·edit-22 天前Besides people panicking and hurting themselves, the only real risk a goose actually poses to an adult is if they get a cut. Those things are riddled with bacteria. Disinfect the cut and you’re fine.
minus-squareTar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 天前Swans are terrifyingly big too. They’re obviously scary like a tank. Geese seem small and harmless, like an IED.
minus-squareThePyroPython@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 天前Swans: can break a man’s arm or blow up a man’s house. Why do you think the US failed to weaponise them and only got so far as Pigeons.
Yup. They have no fear and will fuck you up. Swans too.
They actually generally don’t fuck people up themselves, most goose or swan related injuries are due to people panicking and hurting themselves.
At the end of the day, they’re still birds - they have hollow bones and will come out worse from any serious confrontation with an adult human.
Finally someone with actual first hand goose fighting experience.
Yes, but also its illegal to kill a goose.
And I’m pretty sure someone told the geese.
Besides people panicking and hurting themselves, the only real risk a goose actually poses to an adult is if they get a cut. Those things are riddled with bacteria. Disinfect the cut and you’re fine.
Swans are terrifyingly big too. They’re obviously scary like a tank. Geese seem small and harmless, like an IED.
Swans: can break a man’s arm or blow up a man’s house.
Why do you think the US failed to weaponise them and only got so far as Pigeons.