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minus-squareIheartcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·11 days agoWhat if the aliens kill us and take our garlic 🤔
minus-squareDarkCloud@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·11 days agoWhat if garlic bread kills aliens.
minus-squarestoy@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 days agoFree alien tech? Seems like a decent trade to me.
minus-squareFunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·11 days agoTake solace in the fact they probably won’t know how to grow more.
minus-squareSadbutdru@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·11 days agoGarlic is so easy to grow they’d probably figure it out just by random luck. Drop a clove somewhere with a bit of soil and water - new plant a few weeks later.
minus-squareFunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 days agoAh, but they “took” it - presumably to their world where who knows if it’ll grow? Of course, there’s a 50/50 chance it could grow as big as a pumpkin… Oh, well. There’s always the fact they didn’t get the butter.
minus-squareIheartcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·10 days ago Can travel faster then light. Can’t figure out garlic.
minus-squareFunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 days agoHey, we all have our blind spots… 🤷♀️
What if the aliens kill us and take our garlic 🤔
What if garlic bread kills aliens.
Free alien tech?
Seems like a decent trade to me.
yoooooooo
Take solace in the fact they probably won’t know how to grow more.
Garlic is so easy to grow they’d probably figure it out just by random luck. Drop a clove somewhere with a bit of soil and water - new plant a few weeks later.
Ah, but they “took” it - presumably to their world where who knows if it’ll grow? Of course, there’s a 50/50 chance it could grow as big as a pumpkin…
Oh, well. There’s always the fact they didn’t get the butter.
Hey, we all have our blind spots… 🤷♀️