🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2年前Anon wants parenting advicesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square91fedilinkarrow-up1598arrow-down114
arrow-up1584arrow-down1imageAnon wants parenting advicesh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2年前message-square91fedilink
minus-squarerynzcycle@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up36·2年前Yup, you don’t need poison. Just sprinkle some miniaturized union pamphlets on the infestation and the colony will collapse in few weeks. Of course you risk a new infestation of ants with free time, safety regulations, and disposable income.
minus-squareimPastaSyndrome@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up9·2年前I think you just knocked out 80% of sales people who read ants with disposable income when the blood ran to their junk so fast they blacked out
Yup, you don’t need poison. Just sprinkle some miniaturized union pamphlets on the infestation and the colony will collapse in few weeks. Of course you risk a new infestation of ants with free time, safety regulations, and disposable income.
I think you just knocked out 80% of sales people who read ants with disposable income when the blood ran to their junk so fast they blacked out