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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

Anon wants parenting advice

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Anon wants parenting advice

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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  • SigmarStern@discuss.tchncs.de
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    I drowned some ants when I was a little kid in our backyard because I was scared of them and also curious. My neighbor told me to think about what I did. I was mortified. I’m a vegan now.

    Kids need to learn that kind of empathy. Although I don’t think I would have ever thought about about ripping limbs from frogs.

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      When I was six, I was fishing with my father and uncle in a boat. We got a fish, and my uncle swiftly killed the fish immediately. I asked why he did it, it would’ve died anyway.

      He said something along the lines of “All life should be respected enough not to let it suffer” and nothing else. A useful lesson that changed my view on suffering of animals. The man was later listed as one of the 10 most sought after criminals in my country, but I take the good and leave the bad.

      • bionicjoey@lemmy.ca
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        This has the same energy as the jumper cables guy

      • minibyte@sh.itjust.works
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        Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

        • kautau@lemmy.world
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          We can have solace that he applied the same philosophy to all his victims

      • trashcan@sh.itjust.works
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        Tell me it wasn’t violent crimes.

        • wizzor@sopuli.xyz
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          Nah, white collar crime. I think he ended up on the list mostly because it’s relatively unusual for people to both be convicted and manage to avoid getting caught.

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      I was horrible to animals as a kid. I teased the neighbourhood cats so much. I once put salt on a snail just for fun, without knowing it would die a gruesome death with just one grain of coarse salt. I’m vegan today…

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        I wasn’t very nice to plants as a kid. I would often pluck wood sorrel off the ground and eat it right there. I once burned a hole in a leaf using my glasses. I’m a meat eater today.

        • The_Lopen@sh.itjust.works
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          Dunno why you’re being downvoted, that’s hella funny

          • unreasonabro@lemmy.world
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            tee hee! downvote

            • Sotuanduso@lemm.ee
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              I wish I could upvote and downvote you at the same time.

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      I once ate 10 live ants as a kid and I’m vegan now too, just thought that was interestingly similarish

      • And009@lemmynsfw.com
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        Eating ants has leads to veganism

    • brb@sh.itjust.works
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      I used to burn ants with magnifying glass with my friend. We also melted the limbs of those tiny green plastic soldiers and made 10-limbed monstrosities. Good times.

    • Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works
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      Ants are bastards though, frogs don’t hurt you :(

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        Ants are nature’s cleaning robots they’re amazing

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          They also crawled all over and bit me when I was a child, so I had very little qualms with shoving a stick in their pile and pouring glue down it when I was like… 10

          They are pretty cool though

      • IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
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        Little bastards gave me warts. And gonorrhea.

        • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
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          Shouldn’t have fucked the frog then.

          • fsxylo@sh.itjust.works
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            What is the point of life, then?

            • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
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              You only need to kiss the frog to figure out if it’s a prince though.

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                I just uhhh wanted to make sure…

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          https://media.tenor.com/oLUsQJCZOOMAAAAe/concernedfroge.png

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