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minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·16 天前Automatically makes you Jewish if you aren’t already. If you are, it makes you more Jewish until you eventually achieve mega-jewdom and learn the secret of the perfect brisket.
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·16 天前At which point you become Texan, for better or worse. Sorry. :/
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·16 天前TIL that the REAL Zion is Texas
minus-squarepotoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·16 天前For that, I think you need to take your brisket to-go and head north to Utah.
Automatically makes you Jewish if you aren’t already.
If you are, it makes you more Jewish until you eventually achieve mega-jewdom and learn the secret of the perfect brisket.
At which point you become Texan, for better or worse. Sorry. :/
TIL that the REAL Zion is Texas
For that, I think you need to take your brisket to-go and head north to Utah.