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xkcd bot@lemmy.worldB to xkcd@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days ago

xkcd #3138: Dimensional Lumber Tape Measure

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xkcd #3138: Dimensional Lumber Tape Measure

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xkcd #3138: Dimensional Lumber Tape Measure

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A person with two watches is never sure what time it is, especially if I got them one of the watches.

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Source: https://xkcd.com/3138/

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  • TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    Its 2x4 before drying and planing.

    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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      2 days ago

      The tree was 2x4, I’ve no idea what they’ve done with it.

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      Maybe I’m being daft (I probably am).

      After wood is planed and dried, I thought it would have gotten smaller.

      In the image, 9CM lumber measurement is smaller than 9CM metric. Meaning when 9CM lumber shrinks it’ll be even smaller than the 9CM metric.

      Have I got this backwards?

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        The joke is when you purchase a 2x4, it measures 1.5x3.5 and not the advertised 2x4.

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          lol, learn something new every day!

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