At the approach of so many people, Diogenes sat up a little and fixed his eyes on Alexander. When the king greeted him and asked if there was anything he wanted, Diogenes replied, “Yes, that you should stand a little out of my sun”.
Alexander mused “if I were not Alexander I would like to be Diogenes”, to which Diogenes allegedly replied “if I were not Diogenes I too would like to be Diogenes”.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diogenes
Alexander mused “if I were not Alexander I would like to be Diogenes”, to which Diogenes allegedly replied “if I were not Diogenes I too would like to be Diogenes”.
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