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commenters explain how they defend themselves

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  • MintyFresh@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    I attempt to shatter my ceramic coffee mug and fashion a makeshift shank. I biff it, hit an artery, bleed out. I declare victory from beyond the veil on the grounds I prevented them from killing me

    • phonics@lemmy.worldOP
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      4 days ago

      you are the ultimate winner…besides the guy that was able to displace god. he was pretty good too.