You’re just jealous.
the proper term is subwoofer
yeah very nice grandpa, now let’s get to bed
Love how they doubled down with the uppercase spelling in the post title. Just needed a few
Fwd:for that ultimate authenticity
Shitposting? In my shitpost community??? >:(
Is this from 2003?
You’re listening to K - T - I - T; K-tit! Playing the breast-ehrghm -the BEST tunes in town!
That’s exactly what I heard as I was reading this!
Honestly a bargain considering how much speakerless breast implants cost. Do they come in subwoofer?
Yeah, but an agreement has to be signed that they aren’t responsible for what carrying around all that weight up front does to your body.
Up front, huh? 🤔 what I’m hearing is that we need an iBooty to act as a counterweight.
The perfect accessory for those suffering from excessive flatulence.
hold on… sound cancelling booty implants. you may be onto something. the Silent Butt Deadly Silencer. Make He Who Smelt It Deal It. I dunno, i gotta workshop these taglines.
Yes but that creates asymmwtry, and you have to choose between it and stereo. Not a good deal imo
That was planned but they never went through with it. It was supposed to be a separate implant in the vag lips
when iCock
good question. Would the speaker be in the scrotum or ass cheeks?
inside the the part that fills with blood, for that water cooling
Yep would agree with that. The lips definitely get engorged when the tunnel is about to see some action
I can’t wait to get at least one of those. I will go around and blast Pitbull at full volume when a stranger starts staring at me.
Any word on an open source version?
It steals an agpl licensed project from github. That makes it opensource right? At least until apple sues the original author.
I prefer “galaxy breasts” or the open source version on github “5318008”.
This is lousy and uncreative.
