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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 days ago

Use this science wisely.

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Hofmaimaier@feddit.org to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 days ago
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    Step 1: inspect

    Step 2: push hood up

    Step 3: rotate clitoris counterclockwise 360 degrees

    Step 4: spin clitoris around central axis left and right.

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      step 1: bop it

      step 2: twist it

      step 3: pull it

      step 4: find a new partner

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      For more information check the (wo)man page clit(1)

      Or the Arch Wiki

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      If the mouse isn’t going anywhere, either adjust the sensitivity or buy a new nub

      quick cheap option is my shameless self insert post here:

      https://lemmy.world/post/34593380

      (Oh wait… you were talking about that other clit???)

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      Congratulations! You spawned the Hydra in GTA:SA

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      Open the maintainance hatch, unscrew the old clitoris and swap it out for a new one.

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        Might as well check the oil while you are at it

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      Up up down down left right left right B A B A

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