• azertyfun@sh.itjust.works
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    7 hours ago

    The EU is currently deepthroating Trump so hard that it’s completely out of breath and all our clothes are ruined.

    With how volatile Trump is this could change literally anyday, but with the current political equilibrium all google would have to do is gift trump a shiny golden thing so he makes a threatening remark about gas exports and the EU would go “uwu yes master right away master, do you want to fuck my gaping asshole while you’re at it?”.