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Dogwood.

Your dog just molted. As dogs grow, they must shed their old shell. He looks to be resting as he is in a vulnerable state, as his new shell hardens.

So what. I can do that with my thumb.

You monsters! That poor log dog!

Ta da.

Dog log

He looks like he did a log.

Is that… Is that a dachshund/pug mix that I’m seeing?! ;__;