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Iced Raktajino@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago

When you realize your laptop hasn't been plugged in for the last 4 hours you've been working...

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When you realize your laptop hasn't been plugged in for the last 4 hours you've been working...

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Iced Raktajino@startrek.website to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 21 hours ago
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    … Im now invested in what happens next

    What were they working on?

    What happens over the next 20 seconds?

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      It’s from the Jurassic Park novel. Spoiler: It kinda goes downhill from there (both the situation and the franchise).

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        The latest one wasn’t bad, just same story again, nothing original except more water and dumb choices.

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          It felt very lifeless, they tried to create interesting background stories for the main characters, but it felt super forced and it was completely irrelevant to the rest of the movie. Also they lazily copied the famous kitchen scene in JP1

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            I don’t know the last time I cared so little about the characters in a film. There were a couple of solid scenes but they couldn’t save it. I was genuinely happy when it was finally over.

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              Couldn’t agree more!

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            Also they lazily copied …

            In film school, that’s called an homage. /s

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              I’ve always called it Quentin Tarantino’s entire fucking career.

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            Yes, but it was entertaining. Just nothing original, seen it all before inside and outside Jurassic Park movies.

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      They get eaten by velociraptors.

      In context, this makes sense.

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      The book is even better than the movie, don’t rob yourself of a great time.

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      The load bearing laptop dies and crashes the entire internet and everyone dies. The end.

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