Or just bring a shitting stool to work. Label it a shitting stool. Talk to your coworkers about your new shitting stool. Tell them about the comforts of your elevated knees and how easily your stool slides out from your briefly exposed anus. Recommend shitting stools to management. Secretly sell shitting stools under the guise of girl scout cookies. Keep the best shitting stools for yourself. Give the squeakers to management. Let them understand the shame of an office fully aware of the state of their rectum. They replace the toilets to save face. People continue using your shitting stools because they enjoy feces expediently sliding out of their rectums. You’ve won
You guys aren’t going to the narrow stalls to spiderman style crab walk up the sides to carpet bomb whatever hapless public toilet happens to be victim that day?
Or just bring a shitting stool to work. Label it a shitting stool. Talk to your coworkers about your new shitting stool. Tell them about the comforts of your elevated knees and how easily your stool slides out from your briefly exposed anus. Recommend shitting stools to management. Secretly sell shitting stools under the guise of girl scout cookies. Keep the best shitting stools for yourself. Give the squeakers to management. Let them understand the shame of an office fully aware of the state of their rectum. They replace the toilets to save face. People continue using your shitting stools because they enjoy feces expediently sliding out of their rectums. You’ve won
Are you going to be giving away free stool samples?
Squatty Potty
This was probably the last thing I posted on Facebook. Pure gold.
Stool stool.
Or just a tiny folding stool. They have more uses than one and take up less space
You guys aren’t going to the narrow stalls to spiderman style crab walk up the sides to carpet bomb whatever hapless public toilet happens to be victim that day?