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arrow-up1176arrow-down1imageW.a.m.d.i.i.feddit.orgHofmaimaier@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 个月前message-square88fedilink
minus-squareSassyRamen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up129arrow-down3·2 个月前Without another man’s dick in it 👀
minus-squareNoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up66·2 个月前I didn’t realise you had to specify this when ordering.
minus-squareInternetCitizen2@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up30arrow-down1·2 个月前Its what made Starbucks standout back in 2003. Surprising people forgot. /s
minus-squareNoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up23arrow-down1·2 个月前Missed opportunity to brand it Starcucks
minus-squareEager Eagle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 个月前I’ll have the cuckaccino with extra milk
minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18arrow-down1·edit-22 个月前Which man’s dick do you prefer in your coffee?
minus-squareSassyRamen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 个月前My own honestly, I like the burning sensation
minus-squareerrer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·2 个月前CAFFEINE IS ABSORBED FASTEST THROUGH THE GLANS ASK ME HOW I KNOW
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 个月前If I do, can I get a different barista for my order?
minus-squareTheDoozer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 个月前Like an elephant. Up the urethra, then squirted into the mouth.
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down6·2 个月前welcome to 2025, not only men have dicks.
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·2 个月前ie, it’s cool with women’s dicks inside his coffee. Which I strongly hate, not because of the dick part. but because I like my coffee hot and I do not want to give people 3rd degree burns in their genitals
minus-squareNot_Dav3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 个月前What are you, the police? Let women burn their dick in cofee if they want to!
Without another man’s dick in it 👀
I didn’t realise you had to specify this when ordering.
Its what made Starbucks standout back in 2003. Surprising people forgot. /s
Missed opportunity to brand it Starcucks
I’ll have the cuckaccino with extra milk
with extra
milkmilfDon’t knock it until you’ve tried it!
Hmm
Which man’s dick do you prefer in your coffee?
My own honestly, I like the burning sensation
CAFFEINE IS ABSORBED FASTEST THROUGH THE GLANS ASK ME HOW I KNOW
If I do, can I get a different barista for my order?
You don’t just slurp it up with your urethra?
Like an elephant. Up the urethra, then squirted into the mouth.
welcome to 2025, not only men have dicks.
To be fair, OP did specify man dick
ie, it’s cool with women’s dicks inside his coffee.
Which I strongly hate, not because of the dick part. but because I like my coffee hot and I do not want to give people 3rd degree burns in their genitals
What are you, the police? Let women burn their dick in cofee if they want to!