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Object@sh.itjust.works to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 16 hours ago

Anon witnesses excellent security

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Anon witnesses excellent security

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Object@sh.itjust.works to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 16 hours ago
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  • drcobaltjedi@programming.dev
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    Yeah, i worked briefly at multinational japanese motor company and this was their logic. I was hired as a software developer contractor and HQ had rules stating, no open source software, no free software and the one that puzzled me the most no in house executables (WHY THE FUCK DID THEY HIRE ME?)

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      How were you supposed to test your software if you weren’t allowed to create an executable?

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        insert thats the neat part meme

        Eventually it was decided I would write Javascript on a web page I made. Skills I never declaired having I told them I was a java dev.

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          So they essentially hired you for no reason and then had to come up with something for you to do?

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          Javascript is a part of Java, duh!

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        You had to go to the balcony to test it.

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          https://martinelli.ch/balcony-architecture-a-symptom-of-fear-and-confusion-in-legacy-code/

    • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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      Honda?

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        Nope.

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