• shalafi@lemmy.world
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    11 hours ago

    Same. Y’all do you, but I’ve blocked every mention of “yiffy” around here. Not my jam.

    Funny story! Went to a Halloween charity ball where you either dressed formal or wore a costume. Went in the men’s room and this dude is grunting like he’s seriously jacking himself. It was alarming, like, bro, you OK?

    Giant fat man stumbles out of the stall. He’d been wrestling with his spandex to take a piss.

    Friends and neighbors, that’s dedication!

    • meyotch@slrpnk.net
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      10 hours ago

      Never choose a costume where you have crap on your face or head. A great concept is ruined by irritation at 9:30pm.

      Them that commits to the bit gets the respect