I’m currently torn between Natural Born Killers and Reservoir Dogs, but at least have had it down to “probably nothing with Steven Seagal in it” quite early in the process.
The matrix. Those beautifully choreographed
fightsex scenes would put the kama sutra to shame.The matrix reloaded now has a giant gang bang with Keanu Reeves being violated by hundreds of Agent Smiths.
And a lovely hentai scene when the sentinels
attackexplore their holes.
This and really anything with Jackie Chan - truly a master of the
martialmarital arts
The first rule of Fuck Club is: you do not talk about Fuck Club. The second rule of Fuck Club is: you DO NOT talk about Fuck Club.
Pacific Rim gets a lot better??? Giant robots fucking giant monsters.
Pacific Rimjob
It would be really easy to do, too. Just replace the chainsword with a dildo.
John Wick.
How many people did he fuck with that pencil?
The Rocky movies. Imagine the (sex) training montage leading up to two dudes pounding each other for 15 rounds in a boxing ring in front of an audience.
Debbie Does Dallas becomes Kill Bill, and vice-versa.
Demolition Man … have some kick-ass sex and then enjoy the afterglow at Taco Bell.
Well, I just know I won’t watch any zombie movie from now on.
The Black Widow movie. I could stand seeing Scarlett Johansson get down and dirty.
Hardcore Henry!
The Raid
I can finally watch 7 Songs with the family.
