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minus-squareHonytawk@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·2 days agoIt probably takes a century or so for a ghost to manifest. In the time span of eternity, 100 years is nothing.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·2 days agoIt’s a lot of paperwork they have to fill out first. Permits and inspections. The bureaucracy of the afterlife.
minus-squaremaniclucky@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 days agoLuckily there’s a handbook, though I’ve heard it reads like a VCR manual.
minus-squarePasserby6497@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoIt used to read like stereo instructions, so it’s improved
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoMaking 12:00 flash on the VCR display was another classic haunt, but no one has a VCR anymore.
minus-squaregjoel@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoNow they make your smart bulb disconnect from the network.
It probably takes a century or so for a ghost to manifest.
In the time span of eternity, 100 years is nothing.
It’s a lot of paperwork they have to fill out first. Permits and inspections. The bureaucracy of the afterlife.
Luckily there’s a handbook, though I’ve heard it reads like a VCR manual.
It used to read like stereo instructions, so it’s improved
Making 12:00 flash on the VCR display was another classic haunt, but no one has a VCR anymore.
Now they make your smart bulb disconnect from the network.
The waiting room.