(Just to explain, the original title was a tad confusing, which is why the exchange with @aubeynarf@lemmynsfw.com might seem a bit weird.
Sorry for that. I modified the title to clarify it, and so hopefully it does make more sense, even if it now makes the post from aubeynarf look a bit odd (for which I apologise).
They made me compete in Bible Quiz — where we memorized an entire book of the gospel each semester. No joke, the questions were in the form of “finish the quote”, “cite the page number”, “cite the first and last verse”, etc. It was literally fucking mental. 😱 How would I not come out the other side, a weaponized fact-gatling? Idiots.