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Edit: article: https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/trump-says-coca-cola-agreed-use-real-cane-sugar-us-2025-07-16/
minus-squareNegativeNull@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up53·1 day agohttps://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/trump-says-coca-cola-agreed-use-real-cane-sugar-us-2025-07-16/
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32arrow-down4·1 day agoReuters is more of a satire site than The Onion these days.
minus-squareArcher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 day agoOnion just needs to write in an AU where Trump is a bipartisan republican making boring Cabinet picks. It would be a hoot. Followed by sadness.
minus-squarehuppakee@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 day agoIf that were a headline, it would’ve been better than what The Onion churns out thesedays. Reality really did a number on them.
https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/trump-says-coca-cola-agreed-use-real-cane-sugar-us-2025-07-16/
Reuters is more of a satire site than The Onion these days.
Onion just needs to write in an AU where Trump is a bipartisan republican making boring Cabinet picks. It would be a hoot. Followed by sadness.
If that were a headline, it would’ve been better than what The Onion churns out thesedays. Reality really did a number on them.