• baldingpudenda@lemmy.world
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    13 days ago

    I’m sure there’s a clause in the prenup or whatever that clearly states he gets one attempt at sex a year. If he gets or doesn’t get hard, orgasms, or actually puts it in doesn’t matter. Probably had having a kid in there as well.