I’m not even a atheist really and preachers were telling my co workers to not witness for me. My statements were hard to dismiss and their bullshit has too many holes in it. I made one of my co workers fellow god bothers get up and leave when I told them why their devil would never tempt me. It wasn’t even my concept. I read a very short story one time about the devil being reluctant to offer deals anymore. It was afraid someone would ask for something that would destroy it. Of course the next guy asked for it. What he asked for went something like this.

“Without any change in myself whatsoever I wish to be the most evil soul to have or will exists.”

That is when they told my coworker terry to never bring up jesus with me again. It was a great day for me and I told him It was a victory for me.

Edit: Here it is "Little man wishes “that without any change whatsoever in myself, I become the most evil, stupid and miserable person on earth. Satan screams.”

The story is “Millennium” by Fredric Brown