• Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zipEnglish
    221·
    20 hours ago

    Only weirdos talk to tits, I, as a gentleman, always address each individually (by their preferred pronouns ofc).

    /s

    • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.worldEnglish
      8·
      15 hours ago

      When he was 2, one of my nephews decided to name my tits after the main characters of his favorite TV show. I thought it was so funny that I still introduce them to partners as Bingo and Rolly.

      • Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zipEnglish
        5·
        3 hours ago

        Lol.

        Better than:
        - Tom & Jerry
        - Mario & green Mario
        - Finn & Jake
        - Patrick & SpongeBob
        - Fox & Dana
        - Beavis & Butthead

        Ohh, Bingo & Rolly are sweater puppies, now I get it!