• Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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    2 days ago

    I don’t give a shit if it’s mother Theresa slobbing my job, as long as I get their number and they’re game to do it again.

    Call me bb.

    • This is the only answer that makes sense. How’re you meant to reconnect with this thing, whatever it might be, if you don’t take off your blindfold? That said, I’d rather not flowers for algernon myself in the first place.

        • You don’t just luck into the Olympics. If it’s something odd like an ancient hermit in Malaysia-

          and it just struck me that it might be someone or something wildly unethical. I’d at first considered disgust to be my sole concern, but between age and state of life, I’m keeping the blinders on and never taking them off.

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      She’d be a zombie so you should care, as your next trip would be to the pharmacy to get some antiseptic creams.