• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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        18 hours ago

        For there’s no man in town half as manly,

        Perfect, a bear so-far-gone,

        You can ask each of Tom, Dick and Stanley,

        And they’ll tell you whose top they pre-fer to be on

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          9 hours ago

          Gaston has topped every willing villager behind the local tavern but i have zero problem believing he still intends to marry Belle and have 12 kids. He’s a hunting lodge bear but his sequel orientation is dominant. Doesn’t matter who.