canihasaccount@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 25 天前Wake up fam, two new genders just droppedlemmy.worldimagemessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up1469arrow-down11
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minus-squaremyster0n@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up10·25 天前How do you become an umpire? Do you become one when you’re bitten by another umpire?
minus-squaretheneverfox@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·25 天前You get hit by a baseball. Then you’re cursed with an overwhelming fear of getting hit by baseballs This compels you to get protective equipment and hide behind a guy (who’s entire job is to catch the ball if it makes it past the batter)
How do you become an umpire? Do you become one when you’re bitten by another umpire?
You get hit by a baseball. Then you’re cursed with an overwhelming fear of getting hit by baseballs
This compels you to get protective equipment and hide behind a guy (who’s entire job is to catch the ball if it makes it past the batter)